![]() (Okay, they’re allowed one decadent inside joke.) I haven’t even mentioned the Vegas-from-hell holiday orchestrated to torment a professional hotel-casino critic (David Paymer) Rusty Ryan (Brad Pitt) disguising himself as a hippie seismologist to plant a hidden camera or Linus Caldwell (Matt Damon) seducing Pacino’s right-hand woman, Abigail Sponder (Ellen Barkin), by wearing aphrodisiac cologne - and, for no good reason, a false nose that gives him the exact profile of…Steven Soderbergh. And what about that bogus earthquake? Nothing to it: Have Basher Tarr (Don Cheadle) operate a tunnel drill that will rock the casino to its foundations, even if buying that drill requires $36 million - and, therefore, the partnership of an old nemesis. How do you sneak weighted dice into a casino that’s guarded like Dick Cheney’s bunker? Easy: You send Virgil and Turk Malloy (Casey Affleck and Scott Caan) down to a dice factory in Mexico, so they can slip magnetic powder into the hot liquid dice mix. ![]() ![]() ![]() How do you fake a lie-detector test to get the shrimpy electronics ace Livingston Dell (Eddie Jemison) certified as a shuffle-machine technician? Why, you put a tack in his shoe, so he can step on it when he’s giving a true answer, thus spiking the bodily-discomfort waves to match his false replies. ![]()
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